batman and robin

ok there are so many things wrong with this film im not sure where to start...george clooney as batman (firstly he doesnt look like bruce wayne and secondly the batsuit doesnt even look good on him), there are one too many bad/cheesy jokes, the unrealistic transformation of all 3 of the villans, a motorcyle chase that has nothing to do with the film, batgirls sudden appearance and an origin that has nothing to do with the comics, one too many side stories (i mean how can you pull off successfully a batman and robin duel storyline, coupled with 3 villan origins, introduce a new character then make her part of the team, have alfred dying and have alter ego in a 2 minute relationship), real time flash backs that really look dated and out of place (not to mention day time drama bad), a host of vehicles that just look really dorky, close up of male butts and cod pieces, a suit change in the final arc of the film as they are pursuing a villain, have gotham covered in ice only to have it magically thawed to tie up sagging plot line, uma and her numerous monologues where shes speaking to her self and unfolding her schemes, have batman parade around like a celebrity - holing auctions and fund raisers in full light (highlighting the bat nippes again), arnold grimacing like an idiot every 5 secs, doopy goons, action sequences that just go to scriptedly and finally bat skates...

2/10 - this really plays more like a cartoon and suffered from too many people messing with a simple idea (did i mention i hate glow in the dark villans)